But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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