Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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