we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
