genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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