She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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