Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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