no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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