She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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