I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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