Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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