Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
