nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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