he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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