just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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