It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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