dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
