I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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