that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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