Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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