Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Randomize
