you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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