why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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