just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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