Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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