I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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