sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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