Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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