hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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