Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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