Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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