Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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