Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
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