my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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