I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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