he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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