and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
smell my finger.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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