what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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