that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
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