i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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