I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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