i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
