i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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