watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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