So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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