Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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