I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
be right there i have to get my cape
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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