I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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