you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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