i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I supernannyed him into submission
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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