I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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