I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize