We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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