11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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