I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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