I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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