Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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